Primary Care in Washington, DC

Join our immortal family!

Immortal Healthcare is the first medical practice in the world to cure aging, as well as all forms of disease. Our one time treatment will give you eternal life. 100% satisfaction guarantee or your money back! But wait there's more—there's also free coffee in the lobby. Even ageless beings gotta caffeinate.

Services

Full Immortality Package

DOT Physicals



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Our people

Greg House, M.D.

Chief Physician

Despite his atrocious bedside manner and status as a world-class misanthrope, cynic, narcissist, and curmudgeon, Dr. House has cured all known ailments and maladies. Was last seen riding off into the sunset on a motorcycle in 2012 (spoiler alert).



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Legolas, Son of Thranduil

Immortality Consultant

Legolas is a Sindarin elf who helped save the world from Sauron and the One Ring. The son of the Elvenking, Thranduil of Mirkwood, Legolas is Prince of the Woodland Realm, a master bowman, and an ageless being.


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Accepted insurance

We accept most major insurance plans including most local plans, union plans, and PPOs. We also accept most Medicare, managed care plans, and Medicaid. If you've had an accident at work or motor vehicle accident, we will work with your carrier to arrange payment for your related dental treatment. 



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1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

This is where the magic happens. Literally. We have a magical fountain that cures all ailments.



our hours

Monday

09:00 - 17:00

Tuesday

09:00 - 17:00

Wednesday

10:00 - 13:00

Thursday

09:00 - 17:00

Friday

09:00 - 17:00

Saturday

closed

Sunday

closed


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